probably. So here's an important story from the Daily Mash
Humans to stick with oil
Bill McKay, a senior oil industry analyst at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: "Volatility Libya demand equals two China spikes and a triple Opec. Unstable India-Brazil spiked by Kuwaiti-Brent Opec demand as crude Libya instability Chinas a volatile Saudi."
He added: "Vortex of uncertainty."
McKay said the price of oil would continue to rise because and warned that if you stop using it people will think you're weird. McKay's analysis was backed by Professor Martin Bishop, the Nobel prize-winning economist who first developed the theory that large companies could make a lot of money by charging whatever they felt like.
He said: "Oil is the basis of our society for four incredibly good reasons: One, it is controlled largely by corrupt psychopaths in places like Libya, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Texas.
"Two, as it starts to run out it will become even more expensive leading to a series of exciting wars while we wait until there is none left before deciding to use something else.
"Three, every time the price increases it fucks up everything."
"And four, it gives off lots of delicious carbon dioxide and has killed more than 248 billion fish."
Bishop's analysis was backed by everyone who stressed that without oil they would be rooted to the spot and would eventually die of starvation and lack of plastic.
They also said that using different things to make things go was impossibly complicated and hopefuly illegal.
Tom Logan, from Peterborough, said: "If there was even such a thing as solar power I would be against it. Mainly because it doesn't smell of anything but also because the people who are in favour of it are homosexual.
"They put on bright red lipstick and kiss each other on the penis and then they all skip around a solar panel wearing fancy pink lace."
He added: "I'll die before I drive a car that likes bottom”